You think the movie was sexy, have you ever read the books? After she meets Jondalar, it's pretty much nothing but long descriptions about how he knew she was the right woman for him because she "could take him in deeper than any other." And then, of course, there's the long descriptions of the infamous Neanderthal sex sign language.

Aw youth! Many a teen girl learned everything she needed to know about sex from Clan of the Cave Bear. Also, everything she needed to know about using one's own urine to bleach deer skin into a fine fringed dress.