McCain even “won” the Florida primary, the state where his campaign co-chair had just been convicted in November of trying to give a police officer a blow-job in a public bathroom in a park. Allen claimed that he was so scared of the “stocky black man” and all the other “black guys” in the park, that he only offered to pay him $20 and give him head because he was “intimidated”. He was going to suck his way through that crowd of scary black men. He was going to suck himself to safety. That was his story.