"They do give the ladies a lot of shirt-less man candy, but sue me, I'm a red-blooded woman and I love it. Have you noticed they have at least one bonebreaking takedown a show? We all await the moment and cheer like mad.

We were waiting for the terrorist to be revealed as a Christian missionary business leader with a grudge against dark-skinned people, but nope. That's NCIS Los Angeles and all those other liberal shoes we don't watch. Thank you, Hawaii Five-O!"