When was the last time you had a really good fuck or snog or push or freedom fall from twenty thousand feet while licking your armpit cleaner than that one Finnish woman who cleaned your house that one time cause your dad shot his brains right out all over your bedroom floor and your mom couldn't deal with the shit so she drove off in the Subaru with the moonroof and you still haven’t heard from her or how the house is going to get paid for month after fucking month?