Hipster girl

Hey, man, do you have a light?

Mexican guy
(pulling out matches)

Yeah, hold up.

Hipster girl
(as she lights her cigarette)

Matches?

Mexican guy 
(sarcastically)

Yeah, you know how it is, you gotta stay hip.

Lighters are wayyy mainstream.

Hipster girl
(with a voice of genuine thoughtfulness)

You're sooo right!

-- Overheard in Chinatown